stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
Some of the cutest animals ever! Bongo, Dik Dik, Jerboa, Numbat, Sugar Glider, and Red Panda! <3
So many wants!!
Another reason why should everybody love Star Trek:
- a heap of devastated expressions of Jim Kirk in The Trouble with Tribbles
So I just hurtled through all of Utopia series 1 to take my mind off some news I got, and now I need to watch the second series and it’s 6:15 in the morning. Maybe I should go and bake instead. It has more of a morning vibe to it, rather than staying in a darkened room wondering what the fuck is going to happen to Jessica Hyde.
Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
why is this so funny?