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He knew about tortoises. There were tortoises in the Old Kingdom. They could be called a lot of things - vegetarians, patient, thoughtful, even extremely diligent and persistent sex-maniacs - but never, up until now, fast. Fast was a world particularly associated with tortoises because they were not it.

Terry Pratchett, Pyramids (1989)

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen


phobs-heh:

ikantenggelem:

Assassin’s Creed Unity Meets Parkour in Real Life -video-

that’s some serious yamakasi business


requested by anon


atopfourthwall:

uvsiren:

Discworld

I really need to read/watch the Discworld stuff.


gothiccharmschool:

bryanthephotogeek:

everkings:

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. 

Life feels better now

Yes, I needed to see this. 

gothiccharmschool:

bryanthephotogeek:

everkings:

courageousbox:

a red panda eating sushi.

This is the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. 

Life feels better now

Yes, I needed to see this. 


cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me


the-kellephant:

david-tennants-little-fangirl:

image

I still laugh at this every single time I see it.


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