Dirty Grunge Tumblr Themes

catsnorfle:

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)


hermionejg:

221cbakerstreet:

justdunsparcethings:

REMEMBER THAT PART IN THE ODYSSEY WHEN ODYSEUS TOLD POLYTHEMUS THE CYCLOPS HIS NAME WAS NOBODY AND THEN HE STABBED HIM IN THE EYE WITH A GIANT STICK AND HE STARTED SCREAMING AND THE OTHER CYCLOPS YELLED FROM THEIR CAVES AND ASKED WHAT WAS GOING ON AND POLYTHEMUS SAID THAT NOBODY HAS HURT HIM AND THEY WERE LIKE WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

golden comedy

But for real.


danjisdesigns:

~ Death of Rats ~Sketch of the character featured in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Novels.~2B Mechanical Pencil and Fine Line Pen

danjisdesigns:

~ Death of Rats ~
Sketch of the character featured in Terry Pratchett’s Discworld Novels.
~2B Mechanical Pencil and Fine Line Pen


The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.

Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad (via serendipitousrainbows)

The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.

Carpe Jugulum- Terry Pratchett
(via bluewithpurplepolkadots)

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day


make me choose > giles or wesley?


mercutio: i can see what's happening
benvolio: what?
mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
benvolio: stop
mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
benvolio: people are dying

bookpedition:

"Terry’s authorial voice is always Terry’s: genial, informed, sensible, drily amused. I suppose that, if you look quickly and are not paying attention, you might, perhaps, mistake it for jolly. But beneath any jollity there is a foundation of fury. Terry Pratchett is not one to go gentle into any night, good or otherwise."


crumpetseeds:

youre-such-a-heavenly-view:

therothwoman:

helllabovee:

itsbr1ttanybitch:

EVERYTIME IT’S ON MY DASHBOARD I WATCH IT AND CRY BEST VIDEO

ITS BACK THANK YOU GOD

This video is a gift.

I want what she’s having.

it’s always better than i remember it


5,579,792 plays 1,163,186 notes
Interestingly enough, the gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that’s where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won’t do if they don’t know about it. This explains why it is important to shoot missionaries on sight.

Terry Pratchett, “Eric” (via twin-city-ankh-and-morpork)

kunei91:

They Call Themselves The Guardians of the Galaxy


Next Page