NOTE TO SELF: WHEN YOU ARE SHOPPING ONLINE AND FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE DO NOT HAVE A REALLY TIGHT BUDGET DO NOT CONGRATULATE YOURSELF ON BUYING A DRESS YOU NEEDED FOR A FAMILY WEDDING BY BUYING BOOTS. YOU WILL BE FILLED WITH A MIXTURE OF HAPPINESS AND REGRET. SUCH REGRET.
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
Angua hesitated, as she so often did when attempting to talk to Nobby on difficult matters, and waved her hands in front of her as if trying to shape the invisible dough of her thoughts.
"It’s just that… I mean, people might…" she began. "I mean… well, you know what people call men who wear wigs and gowns, don’t you?"
"Yes, miss. Lawyers, miss."
He is, however, perfectly willing to fuck with time and reality.
And also steal your infants.
He didn’t steal anything. She literally asked him to take the baby. Don’t make him the bad guy just because she was a shitty sister.
I think you are severely misinformed as to how baby ownership works.
It was not her baby to give.
David Bowie is unquestionably the villain.
Which do you think existed first, modern custody legislature, or the goblin king?
The girl was entrusted by her parents with the care and custody of the child. By the laws governing the goblin king and his transactions, the girl was the current rightful owner of the child and made a deal with the king to take the child. Perhaps you’re not familiar with english folklore. Fae have rules, they’re tricksters, they can be sneaky, but they never break the rules.
Slammin’ it down in the Labyrinth fandom tonight, kids.